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hey . he gave me permission to post it !!!!
01:00 Apr 11 2009
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KK: haha that would be an experience lol chattin ya WAY beyond shittered



KK: you'll be fuckered !!! lmfao



DOOD: nah, my penis turns all wind sock like when i drink a ton so fuckered doesnt seem appropriate haha



KK: ok see...

KK: i did NOT need that visual

KK: =/

KK: lmfao



DOOD: a windsock shouldn't so anything for you



KK: it totally doesnt lmfao



DOOD: fair trade then cause I know it doesnt do anything for ME except gimme blue balls and keep me from humping things I shouldn't.... built in safe guards ROCK



KK: ROFLMLMFAO !!!! hhahahhahahhahaha

KK: i SO wanna journal THAT lmfao but i wont hahhaha



DOOD: haha go for it, its not my turn haha. just keep my name outta that one haha

DOOD: thats selective info right there haha

*snorts*
20:11 Apr 04 2009
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he: they had these stickers they used to put on beer boxes. "Are you 21?"



he: I put some on my shirt at a party.





he: I became known as 21 nipples for a weekend haha



KK: oh lawd hahaha





he: not the direction I was going for with the innuendo but at least it got some giggles



KK: hahahha i hear yah lmfao



KK: i just had a frightening visual .. of you with 21 nipples O.o





he: anyone with 21 nips is scarey haha



KK: true true lolololol





he: get knocked up and lactate all over, become a pagan god haha



KK: alright lmfao dammit .. talkin to you can be dangerous to my laptops health .. i almost spit mt dew on it ! lmfao





i ♥my friends lmfao!