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I had a close friend who I had sex with on a regular basis who had to find a cheaper place to live than the dorms and got a job out that way



this has forced me to spend every night of the week in my dorm for the first time in the 6 months since I've been here



this has allowed me to realize that they are mindless drones that follow what society tells them dead on or pretty close to it



I stopped back because most people on this site think for themselves, I may not think it makes sense or agree with it, but if I were to bring up why you believe what you believe or like what you like and your reason is deeper than "just because" give yourself a pat on the back, you put thought into your life instead of mindlessly following the heard and that's what I like, someone who's capable of having an intelligent discussion, and the forums here are great for that

Father that didn't really like me leaves

Finds a better place, better roommates, happier life

all is well



Two days later

realization

father kept after the pigs

father cleaned their messes

and father forced them to clean their dishes

father supplied them with the sponges to clean their dishes

I sat back and let father keep after the pigs

father had a lower tolerance for filth than me

realization

father is gone, no little ball of negativity

no one to keep after the pigs

no sponges



Father, wait! You forgot your slobs!



father, you left your dishes in the sink

dishes sit there for a good week

pigs revert to their natural habits



I supply the pigs with a new sponge to do their dishes

no dishes get done

pigs aren't that easy to make follow the rules



light bulb turns on

I have control over their life source

quickly doodles note

they'll do their dishes if they want their precious beams of happiness

this plan is great

dishes get done almost immediately

but the pigs are unsettled

those were father's dishes

their pig brains some how thought father would dare come back to clean them

being forced to clean their dishes within three days

and even clean father's lone, last mess

the requirement for the access to my happiness beams



dishes stay done, sink stays empty and happy

dishes stay done, none left over break

I am happy and at peace

I can wash my dishes with ease and there is no smell

I have figured out the solution to roommates not doing their dishes

I have won



the tragic turn

break comes to an end

the pigs return

smaller pig brought back her own box

her own box that emits happiness beams

my three day dish cleaning requirement and none over break was too much for the pigs

the pigs oink no, we enjoy our filth and clutter

you cannot take that away



you are not father

you are not a gender minority which was a good part of the reason why we had to listen to father

can't piss off the trans people, makes you look like shit

much like the shit they leave scattered across the living room which they hardly sit in anymore



fuck you, we like our filth and our laziness

freedom to pile dishes in the sink for weeks and leave our unpleasant odor and mess for everyone to see upon entering the dorm



*ending 1*

cocks, places upon temple, pulls trigger

blows brains all over pile of dirty dishes

pigs leave it there

expecting me to be reincarnated

or maybe it'll be my ghost that comes back and cleans up my brain bits

one week later

slobs out of places to pile dishes

smaller pig buys new kitchen sink



*ending 2*

finds an apartment away from pigs

two non pig roommates move out of the mess

pigs lead themselves to destruction

pests in building regularly sprayed

slobs kicked out

slobs lives doomed to blue collar jobs

giant pig washes dishes in the type of restaurant she once had ambitions of owning

smaller pig ironically becomes a janitor for the company she once dreamed of working for, but in a totally different position







the rule in my dorm is you wash the dishes you dirty, 3/5 of us have had no problems with it since July when we got here, the other 2, I'm just done



the moment a person puts effort into keeping their laziness and filth is the moment I consider them the scum of the earth, if they did their dishes at least every three days (the roommate who used to enforce the dishes being cleaned forced them to be done every two days) and didn't leave any to smell over break I wouldn't have messed with their connection to my wireless router, but nope, the smaller one and the lesser slob dares to take the effort, spend the money, to go out and buy her own router, set it up and all, that there is just something I will not take sitting down, she put effort into protecting her laziness and filth, even though we fuck the same guy I'll still fuck him because he didn't do anything, though she is now a total piece of shit

My last research paper for my course on American Regional Cuisine was to write about the quakers, pilgrims, and puritans, Spanish missionaries, and their effect on American food, but the paper was titled religious effects on American Cuisine



I chose not to do it because Native Americans and their religious beliefs were the ones that created American Cuisine, the immigrants and explorers learned how to cultivate the land and ate game animals and fish native to the continent for the most part, and people needed food long before those religions, I'd much rather write about that, but google and bing being shaped to modern demand and demand of the majority were no help, I also work the 5 days a week I'm not in class and procrastinated so no time to find a library that might have stuff on that



it's also 3AM and for a person as relaxed and tolerant as me for my slob of a roommate to find the end of the fuse for only the second time in my life just has me pissed at the world right now so I'm feeling fuck anything relating to Christianity, my grade is currently awesome that class



I'm kind of feeling like a poem to express my anger, it worked well the last time I got genuinely pissed