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If you remember me talking about a fat ass that I almost has sex with on a trampoline who dated my friend 2 hours after we fucked, this one is about him.



I heard he was having issues with my friend so I made up with him using a plate of chips and buffalo chicken dip.



He just barely turned 16 and is vampiric so he's dealing with all sorts of connection and empathy bullshit that I learned the hard way.



He needs to text me for his own good because I want to take him under my wing and teach him the ways, have like a little minion (well actually a large and fat one if you want to get specific), a side kick, and maybe at some point an equal.



Usually I'm the brains and someone else does the dirty work while I sit back all safe and sound and I need a new one, why not him?



will write later to update you on how it goes

As you know she has a really bad memory but since I put the full embrace on her even though she doesn't remember me, to make that easier I stalk her facebook page once in a while



Today I'm texting her while stalking her facebook page



I'm looking at pictures from the dance she took her girlfriend to when she mentions her



In my mind I'm like no, don't comment, she'll think I'm weird and creepy, hold back the information she doesn't know you know



That happens a lot with her because I remember almost everything and she remembers almost nothing



Maybe in time we'll get close before she awakens, we got about 10 years . . . *shrugs*

Tuesday my friend brought straight vodka in a water bottle to school and I drank some, so did one of my other friends.



I had never drank alcohol unless it was just the little bit they put in energy drinks, this was a first



Now I can say I've pretty well got crimes amd typical bad things that teens do covered, weed, perscription pills, detention, suspension (in and out of school), countless misdemeanors and even a few felonies and now alcohol.



Administration heard about it, talked to my 2 friends, they lied their asses off, they were going to talk to me but went up to the wrong person in the halls. When the principal walked into my study hall my heart just about jumped out of my chest but I stayed focused on my DS, didn't look up, and he left without talking to me.



I mean I didn't do anything wrong, just took a sip of my friend's "water" on school property so I really had nothing to worry about.

Next Friday in discovering foods we are making baked potatoes



who the hell wants a baked potato at 8:30AM?



well, apparently those who I call friends do, already had three of them say they'll take it



but still, how does one go from apple dumplings, pancakes, and cinnamon rolls to baked potatoes?