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Man School

18:07 Apr 19 2009
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Summer Classes for Men at

THE

ADULT LEARNING CENTER



REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

by Friday, June 29th 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM







Class 1





How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.





Class 2

The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.







Class 3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.







Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.







Class 5

Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?

Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning

at 7:00 PM







Class 6

Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM







Class 7

Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.

Open Forum

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.







Class 8

Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.

Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.







Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined







Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.







Class 11

Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

Online Classes and role-playing

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined







Class 12

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion

Relaxation Exercises, Meditation, and Breathing Techniques.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



Class 13

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.







Class 14



The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.

Live Demonstration.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.











Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.





Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, and to all the ladies for the best chuckle of their day!


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09:10 Apr 18 2009
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15:45 Apr 14 2009
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Have you ever met someone that just overwhelms you and that nothing you try to do can compare to that feeling ? Someone that just moves you in ways that you didn't think think you could ever possibly feel again ? The person that you can't imagine ever being apart from and that you knew from the very start that they were that one person that could touch your soul and awaken things in you that you thought had long since been forgotten ? You my love are the man that does all of those things you have been the missing link and the part of the puzzle that makes everything else complete. I smile every time I see you ... it's you that I dream of and wonder if it is all just a dream and then you go and do something and I know that it's not just a dream. Nothing makes me happier then knowing I am loved by you and that your the one that I want to wake up with every morning from now till ...............I take my last breath and then if I had to I would search my next life until I found you again. You have changed my mind on so many things and made me believe in things I had given up on.

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23:57 Apr 07 2009
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thank you Pictures, Images and Photos



to those that wished well wishs...

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