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And god said let there be light, and there was light, and god was lonely resting on the 7th day, he was so lonely and god said let there be cable, and there was cable and let there be direct tv and prime star and pay per view so that my children have something to watch while worshiping me.



Let there be ratings and news magazines and scandal and tabloids and rag time and rap and spam. Let my children taste this spam and resolve never to touch it again, for it is unclean.



Let one percent of the people own 99 percent of the wealth and let the rest have me for their comfort. Let there be food for some and none for others and God said Let the good times roll.



Let there be the spice girls and the backstreet boys and hanson because every generation needs their partridge family.



Let there be self esteem and spell check and calculators so that brains become lazy and believe in me all the more.



Let there be assasinations and natural disasters and executions and mass suicides and abortions and plane crashes and nuclear accidents because my children took that be fruitful and multiply thing way too seriously.



And god said let there be satan so people don't blame everything on me, and let there be lawyers so people don't blame everything on satan.



Let there be toupees for the bald with money and paint for the bald who have none.



And god said let the blind lead the blind and the deaf sing to the deaf and let the dumb become spokes models.



Let there be war and famine and pestilance on CNN and Prime Time and let there be celebrities and celebrity golf tournaments and celebrity jeopardy and make the questions so easy a dog could answer them.



Let there be vegetarians and vegans and ramulans and vulcans and trekies and moonies and circus freaks and dominatrixes and harlots and haberdashes and hooked on phonics and David Bowe, let there be David Bowe. And god said lets dance. lets put on our red shoes and dance the blues.



Let there be art for the starving, pornography for the fat, and dogs playing poker for everyone else.



And god said let my people go and god said let my people come now let them go again.

And god said let me entertain you let me say this about that. Let it alone or it will never heal. Let your love flow like a mountain stream let a smile be your umbrella on a rainy rainy day let it out and let it in, hey jude.

So omg, i've lived in VA for about 2 years now and whenever the weather guy says snow i get all excited cuz well i miss it, being from up north and all, and it never happens. Now yesterday he tells me between 6 and 12 inches, and of course i'm like yea sure i'll believe it when i see it, and what do u know, it actually happens!! We have SNOW, and not some lame ass shit either u could actually have a snowball fight, so excited! But of course I get stuck working, so here I am at work, and guess what I'm the only god damn employee to show the fuck up. Every single other person called out by 10AM and this is like 20 ppl...well at least i got kudos from my boss, she considers me the dependable one, and i got free breakfast and lunch just for showing up today...so yay me! I'm the awesome one at work and all these other fuckers can kiss my ass biotches...now i'm going to play!!!!

i understand y but for real being told instead of just reading about it would have been nice..and not even really me but my brother one who has been with you for years didn't even know 2 days later, that's just wrong...i mean i got a txt sayin hey read this and i was upset with that, but having to be the one to tell him...he deserved better than that

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LordOfNoctemAeternus
06:45 Jan 23 2010

I am sorry, I never meant to hurt anyone

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Proud to be White

Michael Richards makes his point.................

Michael Richards better known as Kramer from TVs Seinfeld does make a good point.



This was his defense speech in court after making racial comments in his comedy act. He makes some very interesting points...



Someone finally said it. How many are actually paying attention to this? There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, etc.

And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me 'White boy,' 'Cracker,' 'Honey,' 'Whitey,' 'Caveman'... and that's OK..



But when I call you, Nigger, Kike, Towel head, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Beanery, Gook, or Chink .. You call me a racist.



You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you... so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?



You have the United Negro College Fund. You have Martin Luther King Day.



You have Black History Month. You have Cesar Chavez Day.



You have Yom Hashanah. You have Mauled Al-Nab.



You have the NAACP. You have BET.... If we had WET (White Entertainment Television), we'd be racists. If we had a White Pride Day, you would call us racists.



If we had White History Month, we'd be racists.



If we had any organization for only whites to 'advance' OUR lives, we'd be racists.



We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce. Wonder who pays for that??



A white woman could not be in the Miss Black American pageant, but any color can be in the Miss America pageant.



If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships... You know we'd be racists.



There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the US ... Yet if there were 'White colleges', that would be a racist college.



In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights, you would call us racists..



You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.



You rob us, carjack us, and shoot at us. But, when a white police officer shoots a black gang member or beats up a black drug dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, you call him a racist.



I am proud.... But you call me a racist.



Why is it that only whites can be racists??



There is nothing improper about this a-mail.. Let's see which of you are proud enough to send it on. I sadly don't think many will. That's why we have LOST most of OUR RIGHTS in this country. We won't stand up for ourselves!



BE PROUD TO BE WHITE!



It's not a crime YET... but getting very close!

insanely bored sittin here watchin my roommate play mass effect well not actually play making up his character, but w/e was gonna watch a movie but well obviously that didn't happen, can't wait to have my own cable box so we don't have this problem anymore.....so yea played monopoly on friday for a family game night with my lord, lady and brother....it was entertaining i knocked my lord outta the game...hell yea props for me!!!!...sry it made me happy cuz he thought he was gonna be all big and bad..lol...ok sry ADD moment...ok think i'm done now...ooh double stuff oreos!!!!!!!!!!