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Why was Raggedy Ann kicked out of the toy box?



Because she was caught sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling lie to me, lie to me! :)



Girl after my own heart.

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SeleneTremere
19:51 Jul 17 2008

Go Raggedy Ann!

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AngelsMort
15:01 Aug 05 2008

*falls of chair laughing*

bad girl,lol. =D

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A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well.



"What's the matter?" he asks.



"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice.



"What the hell is anal glaucoma?"



"I can't see my ass coming into work today."

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.



Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside.

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.



At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral.........I'm a gynecologist."



The proctologist fainted!

Friendship among Women:

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends.



None of them knew anything about it.



Friendship among Men:

A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.



Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.

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SeleneTremere
20:27 Jul 11 2008

Heh!

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TaintedAngel14
08:00 Nov 11 2008

well damn!

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