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Usually you have a teeny tiny little mutation on your 3rd, 5th, and 23rd chromosome that causes your telomeres to grow longer than most people. So while most people get older with age, they seem to remain pretty still. Bad news is though that because of the photon receptors, the bodie absorbs more infrared light than most people which can kinda make them weak under strong UV light. And they also kinda bump into electronic doors sometimes at shopping malls and such, and when they try to wash or dry their hands the faucets and dryers may not work. My friend Val experiences this a lot . It still kinda makes me chuckle. They also sometimes have trouble using smartphones and tablets and other touchscreen devices and such when it’s cold. Oh and to any vamps reading this who are feeling rather sluggish, moody, and suffering from a little bit of brain fog.. it the BLUE LIGHT that’s causing a lot of these issues. Red light therapy will help. And also, using tiny droplets of Hyzenblue Methylene Blue in ozone water with a bit of L-Citrulene, Spirulina, beetroot powder, ground Ceylon ginger, Turmeric, frozen blueberries & pomegranate juice in a high powered blender with help. And also please please wear POLYCHROMATIC Lenses. It will prevent most of the blue light from hitting your retina. If you guys want to know where to get high quality food grade Methylene Blue and Iridium polychromatic lenses.
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And please remember. RED LIGHT THERAPY!! Very Important!!