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Honestly
15:47 Feb 21 2013
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Saw this quote today and thought yep that about sums it all up.





I dont need someone to see the good in me. I need someone who sees the bad in me and still wants me.

19:46 Feb 16 2013
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Lol my friend lives in England and has two weeks to go before she gives birth just texted me.

Um hun am stuck in bath.............

I replied with

First up im not your hun. Secondly i live in Scotland. Scrowl down one name below mine and send to husband.

Her reply

Ooops sorry stupid damn phone wont work with finger that are prune like.

22:16 Feb 11 2013
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Shall be more sociable once all this romance shit is over with and my stomach stops vomiting!!!

PRIVATE ENTRY
16:10 Feb 09 2013
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• • • • PRIVATE JOURNAL ENTRY • • • •

To Funny not to share
21:39 Feb 02 2013
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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY - (a husbands point of view)



The missus bought a Paperback,

down Shepton Mallet way,

I had a look inside her bag;

... T'was "fifty shades of grey".



Well I just left her to it,

And at ten I went to bed.

An hour later she appeared;

The sight filled me with dread...



In her left she held a rope;

And in her right a whip!

She threw them down upon the floor,

And then began to strip.



Well fifty years or so ago;

I might have had a peek;

But Mabel hasn't weathered well;

She's eighty four next week!!



Watching Mabel bump and grind;

Could not have been much grimmer.

And things then went from bad to worse;

She toppled off her Zimmer!



She struggled back upon her feet;

A couple minutes later;

She put her teeth back in and said

I am a dominater !!



Now if you knew our Mabel,

You'd see just why I spluttered,

I'd spent two months in traction

For the last complaint I'd uttered.



She stood there nude and naked

Bent forward just a bit

I went to hold her, sensual like

and stood on her left t*t!



Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;

My god what had I done!?

She moaned and groaned then shouted out:

"Step on the other one"!!



Well readers, I can't tell no more;

About what occurred that day.

Suffice to say my jet black hair,

Turned fifty shades of grey.

23:43 Feb 01 2013
Times Read: 677

I do like a juicy journal to read................~grins wickedly~