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Find someone you really hate,

beat him or her with a mallet, I like mallets lol

tie him or her to a cross, now this is where it gets interesting,

take a piece of paper,

give him or her, paper cuts all over,

let him or her sit for a while, you know how paper cuts itch like a mother fucker,

pour vinager all over him or her, it'll irrate them more, hehehe,

when you think he or she, has had enough,

Dowse him or her with gas, light a match, then look into his or hers eyes, and say "do you feel lucky" God I love that line,

then say who cares what you think !!!

Then torch him or her!!!