Using an Instagram filter on an image does not automatically make it share-worthy. Wow, your carpet in the sunlight using a Polaroid filter. How INTERESTING AND HIP.
And while I'm at it, you can't replace every instance of the word "random" with "ironic."
Oh, and also, I don't need an in-depth description of your daughter's facial expression as she takes her first shit on a toilet.
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