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I'm not your average girl, and when I say that I actually mean it.



I'm your girly girl;

I do care about how I look.

I do care what you think, just not massively.

I'd be happy being a stay at home mom, seriously, I have no issue with that.

I like to cook for people, especially my boyfriend.

I'd probably also not mind having more "around the house" type responsibilities than my S.O., especially if they had a tougher/more important/higher paying job than me.

I would not be the "maid" of the house though. If you're old enough to live with me you're old enough to clean up after yourself.

Basically, I'd be fine being a housewife. (yeah I said it).





I'm your nerdy girl;

I play World of Warcraft (and maintain a real life).

I play Dungeons and Dragons (and haven't killed anyone in real life).

I play Magic (and I know how to maintain basic hygiene).

I play Yu-Gi-Oh (and I still act my age).

I play Tabula Rossa (if you don't know, don't ask).





I'm your edgy girl;

I've got a pierced tongue (no I did not get it pierced for sex... oral or otherwise).

I've got a pierced belly button (no I don't sleep around).

I don't have any tattoos yet (but I've got them planned, sketched, and artist approved).

I pretty much have a tradition of marking big events in my life with piercing or something of the like (say what you want about it).





I'm your smart girl;

I actually like math.

I spell correctly on the internet (few exceptions: when quoting someone and when trying to get as many words out as fast as possible, the odd "lol", and honest to god mistakes).

I'm teaching myself several languages (and yes, that includes finding the CORRECT pronunciations and spelling).

I have plans for my life and I'm not letting anything dumb get in my way.

I can write stories, essays, poems, songs, letters, biographies, and HTML codes (and I can do it well).





I'm your trampy girl;

I dress to show off.

I hike up my skirt.

I wear high heels.

I dance like a slut.

I pole dance.

I strip.

And I do it all without catching diseases, sleeping around, or ruining my reputation.





I'm your adventurous girl;

I like trying new things.

I like swimming, kayaking, canoeing, biking, rock climbing, hiking, walking, jogging, running, and camping.

I can take most people I know in a fight (and no, that's not an invitation).





I'm your bitchy girl;

I have self confidence.

I stand up for myself, and anyone I care about.









On the topic of Drama Llamas:

I don't start drama. I don't. It's a part of life that I don't willingly bring into my own life.

If you think I started something with someone, chances are, there's some part of it that you don't know about.

You know, something not on VF. Maybe involving text messages, emails, vocal insults, face to face confrontations, shall I go on?

However! If you do something serious enough I will wreck you.

It might not be right now.

It might not be for a while.

But rest assured I will eventually fuck your shit up somehow.

You might not even remember me by then.

Basically, don't get pissed at me for defending myself and the people I care about.

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lionessnight
01:39 Dec 16 2009

Different... but it was cool. awsome job.

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