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At 3am. My house smells amazing though. It reminds me of fall.

I'm constantly dizzy. All of the time. I'm over it. This needs to go away.

I don't know what the fuck I was thinking. 🤢

I haven't eaten that shit since I was a kid, and now I know why. It's disgusting. It tastes like an uber salty version of what canned cat food smells like. I can't believe my mom actually fed us that shit. 🤣

Those are goddamn apocalypse rations, not anything I'd want to eat willingly again.