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I was asked to define risque by a friend. I chose to do so in recipe form so I think it belongs in this section:





Mix equal parts of suggestion, indecency, naughtiness, and sex. Add a liberal dose of whatever spice(s) you prefer.

Shake it well, or stir gently. Both, if you prefer.

Pour over crushed cubes in a glass well outside social acceptability.

The proper recipient will drink with eyes closed and voracious abandon, allowing much of the potion to flow down thier chin, trickle across thier throat, and disappear from view. The mixologist must then take great care to clean them up well.