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I am like whatever, but that vile man SA has betrayed me for the last time with his roses and sweet nothings.



Pheew! I spit on him and his vile temptress he has shacked up with.



Sorry if I have spewed spittle on you...



I put the following curse on SA to make his rose stem wilt:





Shiitondeeksmeelyasssspympleonknoseandpooosayfyuckhuuusaverusavolionmorepeempleonhufookinassshahahaha!





All who wish to compound this curse may repeat the above while thinking of that vile man SA.



I will never give my sweet love to him again or write him another poem.



Hrrumph!