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"Does anyone know the answer to these questions? Why can't van helsig remember his past, And what does it have to do with dracula? Either i'm just a slow person on things or the movie looses me somewhere. My other question was when did selna and micheal fall in love? "













"I can give you answers- message me to learn more"



*Message charges range from spurious anger to witty sarcasm. Expect abuse if you act upon this invitation.

"hey yeah u kno what 2 do:





www.myspace.com/punkxrap



(mine)







(duh) "





Oooh, you are so lucky. Sevenn is such a nice lady...

"Yesterday I was a Caitiff ...

Now what do I do ? "





Well, you could piss off back to myspace and never come back, since your worthless excuse for a profile, is a sad reflection of your personality.

"Hey everybody ! ! ! Come on in, see the show, post about whatever you like, but please no left-handed majick or anti-pagan posts. Got questions and shit ? Hit me up pps."





Did you just try and do what I think you did?



Perhaps your 'sage'-ness does not extend so far as you would like.



Stuff it in a turkey with some onion, since thats about all it is good for.

"well theres life and death the thing that starts life is your mom and that ends it is you you go through drugs being cool drinking and all you know the next moring damn i have a head ake and your the only that can fuck your life up.....choose right look at me i fucked my life so bad and cant bring it back..... "







Uh huh.



*points*



This, is why drugs are bad, mm'kay?

"i am trying to start a real coven if u are interested post her then come talk to me and i will see who els may jouin i am leting all in but u have to be cool "





The Coven of the Illiterates perhaps?



Must be cool to be stupid nowadays.



Or is it the other way around?



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"I have a almost four year old nephew and he says he wants to be 'Gothic just like Aunty Ash'. (So I dress him and do his make-up. Soo cute!) When I have kids they will probably be gothic right from birth and grow up with satanism and Vampirism. Does anyone else have kids that have grown up like this? "Normal" people think the kids would have major problems and issues. What do you think of kids growning up like that? "





Probably grow up very well adjusted, just like yourself...

"Seems as though many of the girls I have talked on here are perverted, so in all actual seriousness, are vampires perverted? *shrugs* "





I bet you love it really...



I find it highly unlikely that any of the girls that you speak to are actually vampires.



Can vampires be more or less perverted than any other person? Unlikely, since we are bound around the same sets of emotions.



And what is perverted for one, may seem next to normal for another.



I don't really see your point. You look iffy to me. I'll be watching for you...



>:)

"who do u thinks going to win? "





Go vampy! Go vampy, go!



*does a little dance*

"do you get your memories quicker :) "





That depends on whether the oxygen content of one's blood has a determined effect upon the process.



But likely, you will just look like a twat.

"did u ever play with 1... tell me wut happen if u did? "







It's clear that you haven't, since possessing spirits would have to know how to spell...

"SHAKIRA

Transforms before your eyes at the end of this video into a Vamp Goddess

I saw it live twice

She is Immortal"







Has someone been taking too many of their meds at once?



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"JUST TYPE YOUR DESCRIPTION BELOW



"IE" IM KIRK IM 23 I LIVE IN CENTRAL FLORIDA "







VR is not designed as a dating site.



Please look elsewhere, or post your advert in the appropriate forum section.





Users response:

"i know vr is not a dating site and i didnt say anything about dating on the thread and then u write or post it in the proper forum excuse me but i believe that the sand box is anything not realated to the other three above which i was correctly in so whats the problem"





Um, you're a real clever one, aren't you.

"what my advice is what is the best postions and spells to use for healing. If we had this thread before , sorry i want a bit of advice , i been healing alot latly, and nothing seems to work.. any reason why i cant get it right? "





Maybe it is because you can't spell?



*snicker*

"she might be having babies"





And it would be such a shame if they were to escape and eat you...

"does anyone really know the story of vampires and crosses are they really repulsive "





There are two modes of thought on this-



That they are symbolic of God's will upon the earth, so by biblical standards, if vampires are Nephilim descended, then it may be an object which is revulsed.



Another is from the Dracula story, where his turning against God, made the crucifix a reviled icon of his hate.



In both cases, I would feel that the repulsion is psychological.



I don't think that it would burn a vampire if one touched it, but that they would, in the two theories above, refuse to touch it from choice.

"my choice of superpower would be a teleporter, so it can help me get around easily and at the same time or place so it would make my life and school work alot easier. "





I would have the power to fix it all!



Save the world from itself, cure the madness!



But then, I would be a fascist, dictatorial impericist of the darkness...



Move over Palpatine, you got old.



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"Amy Lee from Evanescence is engaged =D "





Woop, de fucking do.



Lets all celebrate!



*dances naked*

"oh yes im looking for mr right hehe!

send me tell if ur near , me! "





What a 'dry' sense of humour this...person...has.



heh.

"Lately I've seen many profiles of women on VR with statements to the effect of "I'm not interested in Cybering", "I'm here for friends only" etc.



So the questions ladies:



Have you experienced issues with guys attempting to engage in cyber-sex or sending unwelcomed suggestive / intamate messages?



If so, is it enough of an issue that you feel it is necessary to put a note ony your profile discouraging the behavior?



To those WITH such a note, do people ignore it anyway?



I guess I might just be a clueless older guy with young lady daughters who wants to believe this kind of thing is not a problem here. "





Oh dear.



I am a *bad* man.

"The word necromancy derives from the Greek νεκρός (nekrós), "dead", and μαντεία (manteía), "divination".



this is something that I am learning to do and was wondering what you'r thoughts are on it and if anyone has tried it or knows anything helpful about it. "





Right...



Bye, bye.



*waves at your ass*

"Was it successful? Are you lying =P? What was it for -- and don't shy up on the details..."





A while back.



yes.



No.



To save my soul.

"which of the seven deadly sins of the earth more strongly aplies to you?



Greed

Lust

Gluttony

Pirde

Wrath

Envy

Sloth "







Yes.



Greed is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Avarice or Covetousness.



Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.



Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.



Pride is excessive belief in one's own abilities, that interferes with the individual's recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise. Pride is also known as Vanity.



Wrath is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Anger.



Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation.



Sloth is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work.



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The Cardinal Virtues:

prudence, temperance, courage, justice



Classical Greek philosophers considered the foremost virtues to be prudence, temperance, courage, and justice. Early Christian Church theologians adopted these virtues and considered them to be equally important to all people, whether they were Christian or not.



The Theological Virtues:

love, hope, faith



St. Paul defined the three chief virtues as love, which was the essential nature of God, hope, and faith. Christian Church authorities called them the three theological virtues because they believed the virtues were not natural to man in his fallen state, but were conferred at Baptism.



The Seven Contrary Virtues:

humility, kindness, abstinence, chastity, patience, liberality, diligence



The Contrary Virtues were derived from the Psychomachia ("Battle for the Soul"), an epic poem written by Prudentius (c. 410). Practicing these virtues is alledged to protect one against temptation toward the Seven Deadly Sins: humility against pride, kindness against envy, abstinence against gluttony, chastity against lust, patience against anger, liberality against greed, and diligence against sloth.



The Seven Heavenly Virtues:

faith, hope, charity, fortitude, justice, temperance, prudence



The Heavenly Virtues combine the four Cardinal Virtues: prudence, temperance, fortitude -- or courage, and justice, with a variation of the theological virtues: faith, hope, and charity. I'm still researching the origins and popular usage of this formulation.



The Seven Corporal Works of Mercy



Continuing the numerological mysticism of Seven, the Christian Church assembled a list of seven good works that was included in medieval catechisms. They are: feed the hungry, give drink to the thirsty, give shelter to strangers, clothe the naked, visit the sick, minister to prisoners, and bury the dead.

"why do i have to post things when i do not feel the need to do so??? "







How else might I find material to rip into?



Without the mindless, the foolish and the plain offensive, how could I keep myself amused in the wee small hours?

(no, get that mind away from the gutter, thank you.



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"OK SO IM NOT THE BEST AT WRITING HERE. SO IM GOING TO GO IN A DIFFERENT DIRRECTION. MY INTEREST IN ELIZABETH BATHORY, HAS BEEN IN MY FAMILY FOR ALONG TIME. SOME OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS BELIEVE THAT WE COME FROM THE DESCENDANTS OF THE BATHORY HOUSE. STEPHAN WAS OF ROYAL BLOOD AND I REALLY BELIEVE THAT WE WERE SERVANTS IN HIS HOME. ALTHOUGH, I HAVE OLD TEXT THAT GIVES EXACT DATES OF WHEN THE FAMILY WENT OUT AND WHAT PARTIES WERE HELD. NOW I ALSO HAVE DATES ABOUT WHEN ELIZABETH DID HER EVIL THINGS AND WHAT TIMES OF THE DAY AND NIGHT, HER EVENTS ACCURED. THESE THINGS ARE OLD AND JUST RECENTLY I WAS ABLE TO ACTUALLY FIND OUT THAT A CHILD WAS BORN FROM ELIZABETH, AND THE FATHER IS THE WELL KNOW VLAD HIMSELF. THE SECRET WAS KEPT FOR ALONG TIME BUT SINCE HE HAS BECOME SO POPALAR AMONG OURSELVES, I THOUGHT I SHOULD SELL THEM TO THE DIRECT DESCENDANTS OF THE HOUSE. MORE ON THIS IN COMING MONTHS "





That you typed this out all in caps, makes me want to poke you in the eye.



The obvious fact of your trollish heritage however, makes me pity you, more than feel angry with you.



That your time is spent living in such a twisted fantasy version of reality, bears only sadness to my heart, for the knowledge that you will never find your own happiness in this path.

"right here it is the question to turn a few heads which is better



only rule is only one good or bad point per post



girls or boys.



just so ya know boys rule "





Well, not so much boil, as simmer lightly, in no small part due to the atrocious grammar.



And that I failed to understand your drivel.



Try to at least make the effort to be comprehendable.

"today we are here to reunite the clans that are still in highest rank among the vampire races. my mission is to help all of you that are in need of blood and power. if you are one of the brothers or sisters that need it as much as i do, then bite all that you come into contact with and report to me on how many you bite a day. "





'We'? Who is 'we'?



Better still, why are 'we' here?



That's a tough question- I may have to think some on it...

"i feel all the people who are higher level than me i should like bow and the sires i should give my life too"







Awww...



Isn't that sweet?



Please, do fan the the idea of superiority for those that have spent so much time and effort attaining the level of Sire, in this Virtual community.



I love a good ego boost in the morning.

"I am looking for a VR husband under 30. I dont care about looks or materialistic things. Must have a caring personality. Please msg me if you think you qualify. I look forward to hearing from you. "





Darn. If only you had posted this a few months ago, I may have been inclined to pimp my ass out to you.



On a temporary basis.



You have to understand, the 'divorce rate' on VR is incredibly high.



But it does one good to leave a wide range of options.



I mean, you wouldn't want to be too choosey, would you?



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