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06:29 Dec 22 2011
Times Read: 543

One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings.



She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"



The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."



So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says "You know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred buck just to see one."



Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the hell - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and guy then says "That was so amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another 100 dollars if I could just see the both of them together."



Sara amazed by the offer sits and thinks a bit about it and thinks, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and gives Chris a nice long chance to cop a look.



A while later Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris came over."



Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"

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06:26 Dec 22 2011
Times Read: 545




Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.



He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.



The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".



The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"