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FUNERAL PROCESSION:

A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee...when



she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby

cemetery. A long, black hearse was followed by a second long, black

hearse.... about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second

hearse, was a solitary woman..... walking a pit bull on a leash.

Behind

her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single file.



The woman was so curious that she respectfully approached the woman

walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now



is a bad time to disturb you, but I have never seen a funeral like

this.

Whose funeral is it?"

"My husband's."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my

husband... when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two

women.........



"Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line."

COMMENTS

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VampireYui
07:43 Sep 20 2008

rofl!! You got me spit my soda and it was worth it!!



So hilarious

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