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Words with two Meanings







1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.



Female...... Any part under a car's hood.



Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.







2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.



Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.



Male.... Playing football without a cup.







3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.



Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.



Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.







4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.



Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.



Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.







5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.



Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.



Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.







6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.



Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.



Male...... A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male bonding.







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REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.



Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.



Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.





Disclaimer: Tommy does not agree with this but it is funny.

AND this part was definately wrote by a woman. lol;







He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put

in it.



She said . . .You wear pants don't you?







He said . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?



She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I

sit on the sofa and fart!







He said . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave

you?

She said . ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!







He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?



She said . We don't know; it has never happened.







He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?



She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to

bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.