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somtimes things just dont make sense, im having a bad day and i dont know why.i have limited patience and i didnt go to school.the beast will be home to yell at me soon, and ill have to smoke more.im getting low on supply and i dont have any money right now, yet im smoking like a fiend because today is a bad day.im down to my last cigg and i know it can only get worse from here.i want to quit but i cant yet, theres just too much stress.

i want to get out of here...

i need to get away...

but i cant, theres nowhere to go.....

this is making me sad, im gunna stop now....

i wonder what god tastes like...



i once walked into the ocean to find nothing but the corpses of fish..



ill bite your teeth!



ra-ta-ta-ta!(*devil horns raised*)



we went and we took whatever our little hearts desired, and then we went back for more!(me & friend on robbing the mall 2 days in a row)



I AM YOU!!!!(quoted manson on this one, but the person had no fucking clue what i was talking about)



vicious bitch!you fucking vicious bitch!what the hell is wrong with you???ahhhhhhhhh!(my sister threw a shoe at my head)



o yea hooker?well, guess what??i GOT SATAN ON MY SIDE!



i will eat your face right the fuck off, bitch.



O GOD!WHOS AT THE DOOR.....theres someone at the door...ahhhh!*goes outside, see mailman with package* O GOD, WHOS IT FROM??!??



YOU PATHETIC WHORE, I OUTTA SLIT YOUR THROAT.....



havent you learned anything from columbine?you just DONT FUCK WITH CRAZY WHITE PEOPLE!!!



have you ANY idea how much damage i could cause to your skull?



do you understand the concept of borderline schizophrenia mixed with murderous rage?DO YOU GET IT???RUN BITCH RUN!



I am Jesus! Hear me ROAR!!!!!!!!



your a fucking midget!admit it!(trippin balllllls!)

yea, self explanitory...im smokin, bored as fuck....i was supposed to go to fuck face L.I.F.E. today, but the power went out and my alarm clock was fucked considering it needs electricity.so, again, im home from school.im not really too worried about it bc i am way too stoned to feel bad.going on an expedition today, going to the woods and being a little fucking adventurer, with knee high combat nazi boots.no muds gunna get in MY way, fuck that shit, today is my day! we got to the bridge yesterday b4 jess and devon decided to go get starbucks..and, i love starbucks, so of course i went too.but today im bringing my water bottle and my weed and shit so ill be good for HOURS!o fuck yes! :P *green hit* fresh bowl , fresh thoughts...*cough my ass off * oooooookkkk...so anyways, im speaking to someone who can hopefully help me figure out this whole vampire thing.ive accepted it either way, at least i have right now bc im really fuckin stoned.. :D

i love blood so much.have you ever seen the snow covered in blood.its so fucking beautiful.so is blood in coke, but not as much bc then ur like , fuck! thats my coke!!!!! how am i gunna sniff it now??? lol...man....stoooned.



*'2 hookers and an 8ball, i cant believe that i write this shit! 2 hookers and an 8ball, stupid people thinking i am cool'*



yea, jammin to msi i hope i didnt forget to mention them on my music list...cuz they are absolutly fabulous!i
fuck that shit!im smarter then that man...give me a little credit.just a fairy tale. and if there ever was any truth in it, mary was a whore, she fucked everyone but her bf and then she got knocked up, and told this dude she was pregnant, they pretended to be holy and someone got jealous.i cant explain it all, but who the fuck can, all i know is that the 'holy spirit' is MOST DEFFINATLY NOT inside my body.these so called 'sins' are natural. primal instincts...what you are born to do.thats why i will never hurt an animal or child.i dont like children, quite frankly they piss me the fuck off, but ill never hurt them because they are pure, they listen to all theyre urges and do it until theyre parents fuck it all up.with 'god' and 'jesus' and all that holy bullshit.it makes me sick.

ok, i think im done now....



*puts out cigg*