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The following is supposedly an actual question given on a university chemistry exam. The answer by one student was so profound that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.



Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?



Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.



One student, however, wrote the following:



First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state: that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.



Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.



This gives two possibilities:



1.If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.



2.If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in

Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.



So which is it?



If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct ... leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."



He received the only 'A'

Ok, pretty short dream this time. Nothing special.



I was swimming with Scott and Tyler. Nothing really out of the ordinary other than the fact that we were fishing as well...yes, swimming and fishing at the same time. Odd

Wow....Ok. James was living in a different trailer first of all. It was built like the one he is in now but his room was where is mom's is and the shower was clean as well as in the kitchen. The trailer was actually nice.

Anywho, we were all there just hanging out. Me, Blake, Katie, James, Becca, Andrew, West, Krystal, Jesse (one of my ex's), Zack (the curly haired one who went to PC many years ago with the funny glasses), and Logan. Suddenly....Tiffany walked in the door. The weird part was that she didn't look like herself. It was someone else but still Tiffany...weird. She said hi to everyone and went into James' room with him. They did gods only know what in there and the rest of us got bored so we decided to go to Wal-Mart. For some reason it was day time when Tiff showed up but once we got to Wal-Mart it was like 3 in the morning and NO ONE was there. We were the only people in the store. Not even employee's. Logan and Zack and I were running around climbing on stuff and playing with the Hacky Sack. Andrew watched us. Krystal and Becca were walking around and I don't know where everyone else went. James and Tiff showed up a little while later and walked around with Krystal and Becca. Nothing really happened after that until we left. We went back to James' house and I took a shower. There was a Halo calendar in the shower with a picture of some Marines with rifles, one with a sniper rifle, wading through shoulder-deep water and some marshes. For some reason the picture moved and a little Grunt walked up through the reeds. A marine pushed it back through the reeds and it fell back onto a Brute that was walking behind it. The Brute got pissed and ripped the Grunt in half. Then it started over. I was in the shower FOREVER....I even slept in it. Have you ever had a dream about sleeping? Haha. Then Blake came in there and asked if I was hungry. I said yes and got out. When I got out and got dressed I looked over and James was snickering at me. I asked what and he pointed over at Krystal as she walked out of his room. Suddenly I got what he was saying. Him, Krystal, and Tiff just had a 3-some. (awkward.....) I laughed and went into the kitchen...which was HUGE. Krystal went in too and Jesse was in there cooking. Blake had just walked out after making some food for everyone and Krystal and I went to go help Jesse cook something. She made me some grilled sandwich or something and I went outside. Outside looked more like my old house in Three Creeks rather than James' trailer park. I got on a motorized bicycle and started going home. Then it ended.....yeah.



What made this dream special was that it was so long and that it had so many different and virtually random faces. People I'll never talk to again in my life were in it and some of those people hate each other and would never converse with each other yet the entire environment was happy and carefree. I wonder what it all means...

COMMENTS

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PaganPrincessAdina
21:52 Sep 17 2009

not no but hell NO!

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AtraAnglusTheDarkAngel
22:41 Sep 21 2009

wow. ok can you say random ass dream?

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