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there was a woman from nirvana

who,s husband could,nt charm her

she went on the net just 4 a bet

and now she uses a banana

marry had a little pig

she could'nt stop it gruntting

she took it down the garden path

and kicked the little cunt in

there was a man for leeds

who swollowed a packet ov seeds

in less than a hour

his dick was a flower

and his bollox's was covered in weed's

marry had a little lamb

she tied it to a pylon

10'000 volts went up it's arse

and turned it's wool to nylon