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THAT'S THE WAY IT'S ALWAYS BEEN,

THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT RIGHT!



You're not invited to my Birthday party.



It's going to be the greatest and best party ever

There's going to be ponies,

There's going to be clowns,

There's going to be a bouncing castle,

And guess what?.......YOU'RE NOT INVITED!!!!



People are going to be talking about it for years and years

They'll be like: "Did you go to that party?"

And you'll be like: "No I didn't!"



It's going to have free alchohol,

There's going to be strippers,

It's just going to rock!

And guess what?......YOU"RE NOT INVITED!!!!



We won't be seeing you there!