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You are if:



1.In every morning you make youreself a backup.



2.Your last thought before you fall asleep is : "Shutdown complete"



3.You look for the "Cancel" button after you have pressed the wrong button at the elevator an you are surprised how poor is the user interface.



4.You do double click at the elevator button



5.You press PageDown to turn to the next page of a book.



6.When you talk about round numbers you think at 16,32,64,128,256,512,1024...



7.From the train you admire the scrolling of the landscape.



8.At the phone you compose an IP adress.



9.You remember easily your E-mail adress rather than your post number or your the phone number.



10.When you shut a window , your fingers automatic turn in the position Alt F4

Everyone knows the Salary Theorem establishes that engineers and scientist can NEVER earn as much money as businessmen; bosses; and Salesmen



This theorem can be demostrated by reducing it to a simple mathematical equation:



The equation rest on two postulates:



PostulateN°1 :

Knowledge is Power



Postulate N°2 :

Time is Money





Every engineer knows :



Power = Work / Time



Because :



Knowledge = Power

And Time = Money



Therefore we have :



Knowledge = Work / Money





We can then easily obtain :



Money = Work / Knowledge



So when Knowledge goes towards zero, Money goes towards infinity, regardless of the value attributed to work, even if the value of work is very small.



In the inverse, when Knowledge goes towards infinity, Money goes towards zero, even if the value of work is high.





The evident conclusion :



The less you know the more money you make





Those of you who had difficulity following this presentation must make alot of Money