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joke
19:42 Jan 15 2014
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Man buys a budgie. It kept repeating "I'm a scouse budgie & I'm hard as fuck!"After a week, man is so fed up he buys a kestrel, put it in the cage & said, "lets see how hard you are now!"Next mornin' the kestrel is dead, Budgie said, "I'm a scouse budgie & I'm hard as fuck!" Man buys a buzzard & put it in the cage. Next mornin' the buzzard is dead. Budgie said, "I'm a scouse budgie & I'm hard as fuck!"Man buys a golden eagle & put it in the cage. Next mornin' the eagle is dead & the budgie has no feathers left. Budgie said, "I had to take my jacket off for that one!"