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Every year this couple go to the fair and every year the guy wants to fly in the plane ride that they have there. And every year the guys wife says that the plane ride is ten dollors, and ten dollers is ten dollors. Then one year the guy says to his wife, "i'm 80 years old, and if i dont ride that plane i might never get another chance." His wife looks at him and says, "I know that you want to ride that plane, but it is ten dollors and ten dollors is ten dollors. The owner of the plane having heard this, goes over to them and says. "I'll tell you what, i'll take you up and if you can sit and not say a word for the whole plane ride, it will not cost you a thing." They agree and get in the plane. In the air the guy does flips, loops and barral rolls. Anything to get them to say something, but they dont say a word. When they land, the guy says "golly, I did everything i could think of to get yous to say something but you never said a word." The husband, looks at him and say, "well i was going to say something when my wife fell out but after all ten dollors is ten dollors."

How are men and lawnmowers the same?



We both admit foul odours, are hard to get started and dont work have the time.

You know i hate being single. It would not be so bad if i was getting sex now and then but i'm not. Oh well! At least i still have righty and lefty. lol