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This is my first post. I really don't know what to write.. I really like chocolate Soy Milk. If only they made it with mint. See, this is the thing about Clay Aiken:



If someone asks you if you're gay and you say:



YES: then you 're probably gay.



No : then you could still be gay, but you might not be.



I'm not telling: YOU'RE GAY!!! Should've thought that one through Clay!



Who names their child Clay anyway? It even rhymes with gay, a surefire sign of alternative sexuality. Then again, I guess it sounds better than Cleterosexual Aiken. He is what would happen if Dolly Pardon jumped in Pee-Wee Herman's body.



Ugh my calves still hurt from the working out. Ugh.. why do I DO THIS!! Oh, yeah, i'm on the whole "Be less of a big fat pig" thing... can't wait until Sunday, when I get to dress up in garb, run around and hit the other 299 people with padded sticks until we stop pretending to be medieval people and go to McDonalds in our chainmail and stuff.. sounds like fun right? Of course it does! Sleep now.