The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

A description of me? Um, let's see we dont have a lot of time... I have the attention span of a lawn sprinkler, so I have to hurry up and type this description before I completely lose focus... Anyway, I have a love of wit in all forms, an obsession with purple, a very morbid sense of humor... and.. um... uh-oh... beginning to lose--OH! and I write, act, and I'm weird, random, and nocturnal 'till I die!! Whew, Ok! Made it through! Yay!!!! Time for Cereal! OH OH wait one more thing... I'm a boy. Yes those photos are me.