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09:16 Jul 31 2026
Times Read: 139
I got the Glowing Jackalope~
So it's nice that my first glowy is one I didn't have especially since I've only ran a few rounds since Fasnacht started. Glowing Jack was THE mask to have last year. This year it seems the it mask is Glowing Corncob... for whatever reason.
05:26 Jul 30 2026
Times Read: 180
First time I've gone back, and unblocked someone I had blocked earlier in the round...
This Ironeye.
Why did I block them? It's depth 4, and while Recluse, and I were steadily making our way towards Astel, this Ironeye is fucking around elsewhere, dying over and over, losing levels that we really couldn't afford to lose since we'd only made it to level 6 by the end of night 1 because the Recluse decided they wanted to fight a fucking Tree Sentinel at level 5, spent pretty much all second half of the first day fighting it, didn't even kill it, had to run away because Ironeye, there too, kept dying. No offense, it's ok to be bad at the game, but I don't want that in depth 4.
Why did I unblock them? Well. The fight is Gladius, and I'm really hoping at that point it wasn't ED Gladius because like I said, we're under-leveled, I have my holy build on, and I have the Black Knife so I don't feel totally naked, but I was hoping to get the Halo Scythe I'd seen the shop, just never had the funds because we weren't exactly rolling. We beat the night 2 boss, Ironeye three-barred again, and as Recluse, and I go to the Spirit Shelter to go to the final boss, Ironeye runs out into the rain. And I'm just like... are we for real, can we please just go lose cause I'm tired of this guy xD Had almost no faith in us winning at this point. I'm very good at the ED Gladius fight, but it's a hard carry in depth 4 with only a holy dagger, zero damage negation, and teammates who die a lot. Me, and Recluse are waiting by the door when Ironeye finally trudges in, and drops a Halo Scythe. And a skill attack boost. And a holy attack boost. He went out in the rain... to go to the shop to buy these things for me.
You know... he couldn't dodge, he didn't do much damage, he wasn't great at the game, but that's team fucking spirit. And it WAS ED Gladius, and we won... Ironeye, of course, three-barred by the end xD But we got there. I even had an extra revive that I didn't need to use. They may not be very good at the game, but they earned that unblock.
02:50 Jul 29 2026
Times Read: 214
Every time I get back onto Fallout 76, Bethesda has changed yet another thing that pisses me off...
I'll admit, since Nightreign dropped a year ago I haven't been active on 76. But it's Summer Fasnacht, there's a new glowy. That's all well and good. But imagine my surprise when suddenly things are killing me, at level 1200, that haven't killed me since like level 20. All because of this fucking card.
It used to be that this card blocked 45% of melee damage passively, it was a great perk. So Bethesda, the fucking geniuses that work there, decided no, now you're only getting 25%, and only if you ACTIVELY block.
...
Who the fuck blocks in a Fallout game?
Are we for real?
First they nerf half the cards including my beloved Grim Reaper's Sprint which used to allow me to essentially shoot forever.
And now they expect me to actually block.
I gotta tell you, I don't even know what button to push to block xD No one blocks in Fallout.
I want to appreciate Bethesda for keeping 76 alive, and putting actual work into making it bigger and better all the time. But then they fuck up every gameplay mechanic they possibly can.
13:14 Jul 26 2026
Times Read: 261
Might have been this Guardian's first day on the job xD
Raider is a three-bar. I'm reviving him. I get him down to one no problem. Guardian decides to ult. Guardian's ult will revive a full three bar so using it when I've already got him down to one, and clearly have it under control, kinda stupid. Guardian MISSES with his ult. I don't even know how that's possible since it's a pretty big AoE thing, but he completely whiffs, and then with full aggro, because Guardian's ult draws aggro to him, walks the boss, attacking him, straight back into me. I desperately try to dodge, I get clipped, and instantly killed quickly followed by him.
What a perfectly beautiful fuck up.
All he had to fucking do was keep the damn thing distracted while I revived our teammate, I was nearly there, but no, he just had to have his hero moment... and completely MISSED, directly causing the death of his teammates, himself, and the loss of the round.
Good going, idiot.
To be fair, being three-barred to the demon prince duo is kinda pathetic so Raider also sucked big time.
02:19 Jul 24 2026
Times Read: 304
How do we turn a streetlamp into a stripper pole...
That'll work xD
I'm resourceful if nothing else~
12:05 Jul 21 2026
Times Read: 407
The uncontrollable urge...
...to cram my moons in this dragon's mouth~
03:00 Jul 14 2026
Times Read: 519
It feels so good to not only dominate on Artorias...
But to also get the fucking win on D3 Dreggy...
All with one teammate griefing.
And I have no idea why. Second day circle was closing, good Wylder pings a field boss, bad Wylder splits off to do a lightning ruin. I'd rather do the field boss, personally, better rewards. We take it down in like ten seconds, and head for the ruin bad Wylder took off to. Bad Wylder goes down, we get there in time to revive him, but the rain is there, we need to go. Good Wylder takes off as bad Wylder goes down, again. I run back into the rain, revive him no problem, head for the circle with him behind me. When we get to the circle, bad Wylder throws all his equipment onto the ground. There's two reasons people do this. Either because they need to leave the game so they're trying to be nice by giving you their stuff which might help you. And he did briefly leave during the Artorias fight. Or... they're mad, and they're gonna drop everything, but stick around hoping to watch you die without their help. Hence why he came back. Pure ego. Too bad for bad Wylder, I'm pretty good... Taking down a boss scaled for 3 people with only 2, fine by me, bigger dopamine when I fucking win, loser. And all for what... because we didn't go to where YOU wanted to go last second? Because you split from the group, and died for it? Yeah, that's definitely your team's fault, idiot. I'll admit I can get tilted over some stupid shit, but like seriously... I just don't understand why he gave up over literally nothing.
Then I go into a round with a Raider, and an Ironeye. Ironeye immediately rubs everyone wrong by being a spam pinger. So Raider is spam pinging back. And it's all very irritating with me in the middle, they spam bicker like this the entire first day, each one trying to take lead. Second day we have Mountaintop, Raider heads for the smaller dragon while Ironeye stops to fight a troll. I follow Raider. Ironeye dies, leaves. Once again, you split from the team, and die, that's on you. We go on to win duo easily. At least Ironeye had the decency to leave.
Finally, I have time for one more round. Wylder, and Recluse going against Caligo. I feel good, my fire build is solid. No body pings the entire round. In fact, upon landing, we all just kinda go our separate ways. I mean, if no body pings I tend to do my own thing. Recluse, and I kinda stay close to each other. Or rather, Recluse tails me, and picks up any rewards from bosses I beat. Occasionally they jump in on a fight. Wylder spends most of his time completely opposite of wherever we are until we move, then goes in behind us, and grabs rewards. Otherwise, accomplishes pretty much nothing. Three-barred in the final fight, of course. Recluse, and I stayed alive, but Recluse also had Less Likely so... Nothing surprising or impressive.
What a fun day of awful teammates. And yet somehow... won all three rounds~
09:13 Jul 13 2026
Times Read: 555
Oh, Ironeye...
The second you grabbed this staff from underneath me was the second I decided you were going to lose that round.
Precious watching you get completely bodied trying to get me killed though. I guess you didn't know ED Gladius is MY fucking fight❤️
02:53 Jul 13 2026
Times Read: 580
I wonder if this other Duchess thought we were together xD
Nah, unfortunately, dude played like a bitch, and I ain't a yandere for a lil bitch~
Been there, done that, never again🖤
23:50 Jul 08 2026
Times Read: 641
Meanwhile, team Ironeye in the background shooting absolute peanuts...
It's cool, guys, I got it, definitely wasn't in danger at all xD
11:24 Jul 08 2026
Times Read: 670
ironeye, you had Less Likely To Be Targeted the entire time.
Wylder, you were a three-bar, you were kissing ground when the dragon finally died.
Imagine needing Less Likely or going full three-bar against fucking Adel.
Then chasing me down to celebrate our victory after you both played like bitches.
Take it back to base game, fellas. You don't deserve to be in the depths.
09:12 Jul 07 2026
Times Read: 712
I've officially reached maximum hostility xD
Some people might say... some idiots, I mean... they might say that if I have to block literally like 1000 people then perhaps I'M the problem.
What a stupid fucking take❤️
09:40 Jul 06 2026
Times Read: 748
There are those who say a Halo Duchess can't dodge...
23:14 Jul 05 2026
Times Read: 785
That is some... cinematically unfortunate timing...
Dragonfire beats moon apparently xD
08:46 Jul 03 2026
Times Read: 851
There are people who say the skill damage from Family Heads is underwhelming...
My thousands in skill damage disagree with you.
I mean, Wylder is probably doing like maybe 400, and Ironeye 200 at best. The rest is me. Now if I could just get dormant flails with magic attack up... that's the dream relic right now❤️
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