09:38 Feb 21 2026
Times Read: 123
The incredibly stupid, selfish, greedy assholes just keep coming in Nightreign.
Ended up with a Revenant, and an Undertaker. The Undertaker left mid-round, seemingly no reason, just ditched us. So I'm left with Revenant going up against ED Darkdrift Knight. And that would be fantastic... if they were using ANY lightning instead of fucking Beast Claw. Yes, Beast Claw is powerful, but Revenant can completely melt with lightning especially when it's DDK's big weakness. One thing I've noticed, most players don't go for boss specific weakness. They go for whatever the internet has said is the meta build this week. Such as with Duchess it was Shattering Crystal then Carian Slicer, and now it's Halo Scythe. So you've got all these idiots Duchess players trying to force Halo Scythe every round even if the boss is 80% resistant to holy. It's so fucking stupid, and personally I would find it extremely boring to use the same build every round. Anyway, we get to the shop before the final boss, I've got Rivers of Blood in one hand, and a crystal staff in the other, both which use a lot of mana, they actually bumped up the mana cost of crystal spells recently for whatever stupid reason so I need all the starlight shards I can get. And this idiot Revenant has the balls to ask for my shards. Like... you can see what I'm holding. But nah, sure, let's completely cripple me. One caster should never ask another for their resources. It's on you to get what you need before the final fight, and if you don't think you'll have enough shards to competently cast the entire round, pick up a decent fucking melee weapon. EVERYONE can melee, I don't care how squishy you are. That's the problem with most Recluse mains, they spend so much time a mile away from any enemy, they don't fucking know what to do when one goes straight for them, all knowledge of dodging ceases to exist, instantly dead. If I were playing a pure caster, I'd practice my fucking dodging, and I'd figure out what melee weapon I could grab just in case. Just so I wouldn't be a complete dead weight to my team without mana. You can't, and shouldn't expect people to give you their shards especially with Rivers in their fucking hand.
Unbelievable. Typical Revenant🙄
Next I got hit with a broadcast troll in what was otherwise a pretty ordinary run. Wylder, and Undertaker, ED Gaping, we got Crater. Undertaker pings Crater, that means you go down. I get down to the first field boss, and Undertaker pings the Fallingstar Beast up top. Sorry, but I am not climbing my ass out of this hole. Figured I'd clear the three Prelate field bosses because I regularly do it on my own when my team is fucking around, and surely a Wylder, and an Undertaker can handle a Fallingstar Beast at level 10. I always overestimate my team. I should've known because that Undertaker had already died multiple times. So they both end up dead, and completely wiping, but eventually kill the damn thing, and join me at the Magma Wyrm. And I didn't sense any tension or hostility or anything weird from them. It got weird when we entered the final boss arena. Undertaker turns to me, claps, turns to Wylder, claps, and steps back. Wylder takes off running for Gaping, I start walking, and Undertaker just stands there. So I stop, pondering what this doofus is doing. It's common for streamers to go into the final fight, and hang back til their team dies, then solo the boss. It's pretty shitty behavior. And... if that was their intention, they should probably be better at the game, maybe die less. When the Undertaker realized I was just standing there staring at them, Wylder fighting for his life in the background, they ran over to me. So I ran over to the boss. And this motherfucker stuck to my ass, trying to get me killed. That's when I left, and saw they were broadcasting when I went to block them. I'm sure your two stream viewers would be super impressed to watch you solo a three person boss, but not through me. I'm not really sure what else they were trying to do, maybe taking bets on who would die first. If you think you're going to out-dodge a Duchess especially against Gaping... You're stupider than I thought, and I already thought you were a raging moron.
So then there's a round with two Undertakers. Undertakers are really pissing me off. This douchebag was a pinger. An unnecessary pinger. Well ok, first of all the only reason we made it so far was thanks to me, they were both three-barred during the first night boss. I found an early Rennala's Moon staff which helped a lot. Actually in an earlier round similar to this one, an Undertaker dropped me not one, but two Carian Regal Scepters, so they're not all terrible. But in the double Undertaker round we had city, and I get that city can be overwhelming for new players, but I'm wearing an outfit that can only be obtained from beating the final boss, and you're both DLC characters, I don't think anyone is confused on where to go. But this idiot is pinging every couple steps. And that drives me up the fucking wall, it feels so condescending. I don't need you to hold my fucking hand, just go, bitch. I will generally give people a chance to knock that shit off before leaving. They should have known it was pissing me off when they did it all the way up the stairs to Astel's arena, and I stopped moving because fuck you, knock that shit off. We beat Astel, and the Dragonkin Soldier, and they ping Loretta. Which means we're going to be fighting Loretta in the rain. A good team can do it, but... I've noticed Undertaker players seem to die A LOT. Like as much as Recluse. Gets annoying. These two were no different. So I knew fighting Loretta was going to end badly. I try to pull back to the circle, and idiot is still pinging Loretta in the rain. Then they go down. Then the other goes down trying to save them. And I say, fuck it, and start to run over to save them both. Until idiot starts pinging their body like I'm not fully aware they very stupidly died. I was on my way, but now, nah, you can die. And then you both can fight Night Aspect by yourself, bet you won't make it past his first phase especially since dying will use up your Astel revive. Probably shouldn't piss off the person keeping you alive.
I can put up with a lot, but having shitty gaming etiquette, and terrible manners, I just don't care to help you in any way.
COMMENTS
-