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Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits.



After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door.



"Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.



"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.



The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice gazongas," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"

This guys stamp stood out the most...



I have to give him props the stamp is hilarious and it put a smile on my face =)

You know how it feel knowing that all your dreams are shattered? life has no meaning? and you desires are just a illusion? do you know how it feels to walk this world not feeling nothing but numbness and pain? do you understand the complexity of the instant rages that go through you? Do you know how it feels to know that life has no purpose?