The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Wow. If there were ever a time when a man would take his woman and just do the deed and be done w/ it. Well I guess I missed that boat. Unforthonly I found one in the field lost and was stupid enough to take it home. If I knew then what I know now. Well god damn it I would of shot it in the head & left it there. U ask for 1 thing just 1. Then the fists start to fly and the words just flow. Y just f*cking Y can't I find a witch, warlock or someone to share the rest of my freakin time left here in this world. I just don't understand. I think that I am better off w/ A WOMAN.