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The Cat













A man absolutely hated his wife's cat

and decided to get rid of him one

day by driving him 20 blocks

from his home and leaving him at the park.



As he was getting home, the cat was

walking up the driveway.



The next day he decided to drive the cat

40 blocks away. He put the beast

out and headed home.



Driving back up his driveway,

there was the cat!



He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.



Hours later the man calls home to his wife:







"Jen, is the cat there?"



"Yes," the wife answers, "why do you ask?"



Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost! and need directions!"

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LadyKrystalynDarkstar
07:25 Jan 20 2010

LMAO!

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Just got scammed outa $25! Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My favorite 18 holes".









Turns out it's about golf. Damn Waste of money.



Pass this on so others don't get scammed.

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TheDarkWolfman
05:29 Jan 07 2010

Ha!!!!! damn dude

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