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Oldd Farmers Advice
18:56 Oct 22 2008
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*Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.







* Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.



* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.



* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.



* Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.



* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.



* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.



* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.



* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.



* You cannot unsay a cruel word.



* Every path has a few puddles.



* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.







* The best sermons are lived, not preached.



* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.



* Don't judge folks by their relatives.



* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.



* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back,



you'll enjoy it a second time.



* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.



* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.



* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.







* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.



* The biggest troublemaker, you'll probably ever have to deal with,



watches you from the mirror every mornin'.



* Always drink upstream from the herd.



* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes



from bad judgment.



* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.







* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence,



try orderin' somebody else's dog around.



* Live simply.



* Love generously.



* Care deeply.



* Speak kindly.

Words of wisdom
17:17 Oct 16 2008
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You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.



You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.



You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.



You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.



You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.



You cannot build character and courage by taking away men's initiative and independence.



You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves.







Abraham Lincoln

19:26 Oct 08 2008
Times Read: 563

As Ben Franklin said:



In wine there is wisdom,

in beer there is freedom,

in water there is bacteria.