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The only day you have around here, is a bad day. There is no such thing as a good day in Wasteland. You have no entertainment all this damned crime. I can live with no entertainment, but the crime is getting dumber. Two guys I have known LITERALLY ALL MY LIFE, robbed a bar and left one of their shoes there. Welcome to me life and friends.

Welcome to Wasteland, Misery. You do NOT want to be here. There is literally nothing here. The only entertainment that you have is watching the skateboarders fall off their skateboards. That's it. This is my day. It starts with waking up, whenever that may be. Getting clean and dressed, going to work, going to the park to watch the skateboarders or on special occasions a football game with 5 year olds, then back home to get drunk or whatever. That is a wasteland day! Once again my useless knowledge.- C.I.T.N. S.S.