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When did I get so gullible hmmm?



So I was away for the weekend and when I come home I find that I have a letter from my accommodation service saying that there’s a wasps nest under my window. This is all fine and dandy until I read that I might have to be relocated if the wasps nest is bigger than anticipated and to call this number xxx-xxxx ASAP. Now this letter looked pretty official and had all the right headers and what not plus my neighbour told me that she had also received this letter, so I figured it was real. I call the number and what meets my ears? The ghost busters theme tune and my beyond annoying housemate screaming (in an Australian accent) Wasp Bustas XD.

This prank would be funny if I wasn’t the butt of all their jokes lol, for the record they managed to lock me out my room and steal my dinner card and stuck it up all high so I had to jump for it in the same day lol.



So my question now is, how the hell do I get them back? XD

Wow I feel like a serial blogger today :)



Anyhoo I was at a youth rally thing the other day and there was this Rapper guy right (he was actually pretty good). So he was talking to the crowd and he said this really nifty thing about fear (in my opinion).



He said that fear was:



False

Evidence

that

Appears

Real



Anyhoo I just had the urge to share that with everyone ^.^

I found this e-mail lurking around my computer, it still makes me laugh :)



Be very proud to be British because...



.Only in Britain... can you get a pizza to your

house faster than an ambulance.



.Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick

people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while people can buy Cigarettes at the front.



. Only in Britain... do people order double

cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.



.Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors

open and chain the pens to the counters.



.Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth

thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.



.Only in Britain... are there disabled parking

places in front of a skating rink.





NOT TO MENTION..



. 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery

works on their tongue, (you know I wasn't really under the impression you could die from this.....)





.58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp

knives instead of screwdrivers.



.31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering

their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were

plugged in.



. British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last

year after cracker pulling accidents.





. 8 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a

new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.





. 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents

involving out of control Scalextric cars.



AND FINALLY....





. In 2000, eight Brits cracked their skulls

whilst throwing up into the toilet (how many since then? No one knows but I bet it's more than eight).





I'm pretty sure that it's not just British people that are guilty of these, perhaps we're just the only one stupid enough to own up to it lol.