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Zombie attack! Where?
19:01 Jan 29 2018
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Okay, so I've just read on someone's profile that I have a 95% chance of surviving a zombie attack. Now don't get me wrong, these odds are, at first glance, encouraging. However, my only problem is this. Where has this data come from? Am I alone in wondering if I've already been fortunate enough to survive the first wave of a zombie outbreak/attack?
Until this evidence has been corroborated I will continue to live life in my usual manner. (Where generally most people eek out their lives as if they were zombies).
McDonald’s Hangover
08:30 Jan 26 2018
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The danger of living 5 minutes walk from a McDonald’s...
...You’re not sleeping well and finally give up trying to sleep around 4.30am get dressed and go to there for coffee and end up ordering half the breakfast menu (okay slight exaggeration) get home and within 5 minutes come to the realisation you are probably going to spend most of the morning feeling sick 🤢.
This really has just happened to me and my regret is almost as real as my McD’s hangover...
It's only a number but I wanted to memorialize it...09:24 Jan 20 2018
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This happened a couple of minutes ago and I thought it was kind of quirky... Worth mentioning? Probably not but it's my journal 😜
Three guys go on a skiing trip together.
22:56 Jan 16 2018
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Three guys go on a skiing trip together.
When they get to the ski lodge there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed.
In the middle of the night, the guy on the right side of the bed wakes up and says, "Wow, I had this mad dream I was getting a hand job."
The guy on the left side of the bed has also woken up, and says that he's had the same dream, too.
The guy in the middle says, "Wow that's funny, I dreamed I was skiing."
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GRTR1
17:41 Dec 24 2019
well put