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There is this exit of the freeway near where I live that I take everyday when I go to work. You can easily take this off ramp at about 60mph if you have even the least bit of driving skill and I normally do; unless I have some slow unskilled idiot in front of me. Today as I started off the freeway and on to the off ramp when I had the wild urge to floor the accelerator, get going as fast as I possibly could, and then when the ramp curved to the right-----go straight. I wondered where I would land. Would I have enough speed to land in the middle of a lane of traffic? Do you know what stopped me? Obviously I didn't go through with it----I doubt they have Vampire Rave in Hell (maybe this is Hell?). Anyway I stopped and continued on the road to work because I would have probably survived the incident. Sorry to have.......no I am not sorry. No one reads this anyway. So if you are reading it and are bored go away. If you are sickened go away. If you are disgusted go away. In fact why are you here? I am sure that you have your own lives to get through and I am nothing but an unwelcome distraction.