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3. Call other people "Champ" or "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."

A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.



The librarian said: "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

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frozenVheart
19:32 Feb 08 2015

Lol

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Isis101
19:40 Feb 08 2015

I'm laughing...and I feel kinda' terrible about it.

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jaggedxtears
19:49 Feb 08 2015

I had to laugh.....:)

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Man AWESOME time with friends last night at Main Tap Tavern in El Cajon to see Aghori! Just posted our pick with lead singer who is friends with my BFF. Paying the price today here at work ...been here since 540am. No rest for the wicked!!!! *signal the air guitar*