1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"You need not fret," said di Santo-Germanowith a faint, enigmatic glint of amusement in his dark eyes.
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
my cat, King Butt
3.Before you started this survey, what were you doing?
Talking to someone
4.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The Big Bang Theory
5.Without looking, guess what time it is
2300
6.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2251
7.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
my cat purring
8.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
around 2000 hours, I was coming home from work
9.Did you dream last night?
indeed, and it was quite pleasant
10.Do you remember your dreams?
sometimes
11.When did you last laugh?
today, at work
12.Do you remember why / at what?
I told one of my co-workers that I am a pagan witch. The look on her face and the stuttering afterwords was priceless!!!
13.What is on the walls of the room you are in?
paint
14.Seen anything weird lately?
yes! trying to correct it as well
15.What do you think of this quiz?
getting bored, may not finish it
16.What is the last film you saw?
Rise of the Planet of the Apes
17.If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
I would create my own hobbit village for me and fellow hobbits
18.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A house, and my hobbitt village, and definitely pay off my bills
19.Tell me something about you that most people don't know.
A secret is a secret for a reason
20.If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I would become ruler of the world and make it a better place
21.Do you like to dance?
sometimes, if no one is watching
22.Would you ever consider living abroad?
well, like ya!!
23.Does your name make any interesting anagrams?
nope, and I even tried using my real name!
24.Who made the last incoming call on your phone?
my boss
25.What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
A picture of Eric Northman (aka Alexander Skarsgård)
26.Last time you swam in a pool?
ummmmm, like 2 years ago.....weird question
27.Type of music you like most?
ummmmm, idk. Music is a thing of mood and sensuality. It really depends on how I am feeling at the moment
28.Type of music you dislike most?
DANCE TECHNO, why doesnt the beat ever change????
29.Are you listening to music right now?
indeed.......I really like this song too!
30.What color is your bedroom carpet?
carpet?? what carpet??
31.If you could change something about your home, without worry about expense or mess, what would you do?
Kick out my mom!
32.What was the last thing you bought?
a dress, a black one too!
33.Have you ever ridden on a motorbike?
indeed, wish I had one!
34.Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
both, already have too
35.Do you have a garden?
no, but I will in the spring
36.Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
indeed, I have sung it many times for different events
37. What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?
Fuck, what time is it? What time do I have to be to fucking work today?......yeah, working sucks
38. If you could eat lunch with one famous person, who would it be?
hmmmmmm, who can I have sex with the easiest??
39.Who sent the last text message you received?
my fiancee
40.Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
41.What time is bed time?
when I fall asleep
42.Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
HELL NO!!
43.How many tattoos do you have?
2 1/2.......many more to come
44.If you don't have any, have you ever thought of getting one?
ummmm, I have them, but yes I will be getting more
45. What did you do for your last birthday?
go to the zoo with my bestie and neice
46. Do you carry a donor card?
yes
47.Who was the last person you ate dinner with?
myself
48. Is the glass half empty or half full?
full
49.What's the farthest-away place you've been?
Barcelona, Spain
50.When's the last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
this summer
51.Have you ever won a trophy?
indeed.....
52.Are you a good cook?
Excellent, as a matter of fact!
53.Do you know how to pump your own gas?
ummmm, ya! Anyone who doesn't shouldn't own a car
54. If you could meet any one person (from history or currently alive), who would it be?
depends, do I get to whoop their ass?
55.Have you ever had to wear a uniform to school?
yes, and it was soooooooo ugly
56. Do you touch-type?
sometimes
57. What's under your bed?
nothing
58.Do you believe in love at first sight?
nope....
59.Think fast, what do you like right now?
COCk NAD VAGINA!!! oh, wait.....does that count??
60.Where were you on Valentine's day?
Ummmm, alone with my besties having...ahem...fun! (hehe)
61. What time do you get up?
when I have to, or feel like it
62.What was the name of your first pet?
Ummm, Bear
63.Who is the second to last person to call you?
Mia
64.Is there anything going on this weekend?
Nope, just drinking with my girls, and hopefully getting my tat finished. Might even do a girls night out!
65.How are you feeling right now?
kinda bored, but unusually wide awake
66.What do you think about the most?
SEX
67.What time do you get up in the morning?
ususlly 0600 hours
68. If you had A Big Win in the Lottery, how long would you wait to tell people?
I would only tell people that I was going to give money too, don't need fakes, haters, and lazy bitches trying to tak my money
69. Who would you tell first?
my fiancee
70.What is the last movie that you saw at the cinema?
Immortals
71.Do you sing in the shower?
Always
72.Which store would you choose to max out your credit card?
you already asked me this!!
73.What do you do most when you are bored?
sleep
74.What do you do for a living?
work
75.Do you love your job?
no
76.What did you want to be when you grew up?
A badass, a singer, and a cop
77.If you could have any job, what would you want to do/be?
Taking out stupid people, one decapitaion at a time
78.Which came first the chicken or the egg?
does it fucking matter?
79. How many keys on your key ring?
why do you care?
80. Where would you retire to?
my own private island
81.What kind of car do you drive?
a red one
82.What are your best physical features?
my TITTIES!!!! oh yeah, they are sexy!
83.What are your best characteristics?
My sarcasm, quick-wit, and never-ending need for SEX
84.If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go?
Somewhere I can get laid and scream from the amazingness of it and not get told to shut up
85.What kind of books do you like to read?
most
86.Where would you want to retire to?
this repetiveness is kinda annoying
87.What is your favorite time of the day?
dusk til about 2 am
88.Where did you grow up?
every where
89.How far away from your birthplace do you live now?
4 states away
90. What are you reading now?
this stupid questionnaire
91.Are you a morning person or a night owl?
night person, i'm not an owl
92. Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
no, am I suppose to or did I miss that somewhere....stupid question!!
93. Can you close your eyes and raise your eyebrows?
can't everyone? wtf is up with stupid questions?
94.Do you have pets?
indeed
95. How many rings before you answer the phone?
idk, who's calling?
96.What is your best childhood memory?
why do you care? Weren't many good ones anyways!
97.What are some of the different jobs that you have had in your life?
who cares? Are you going to hire me and pay me at least a million a year??
98.Any new and exciting things that you would like to share?
not with you, if you wanna know, be more specific
99. What is most important in life?
besides SEX, your own happiness
100. What Inspires You?
My fiancee and besties
hahahahahahaha, oh this was funny to see the first time, and second, and third, and so on....
This statement is so true to me and my fellow insane people........
So cute, even my cat does this occasionally
lol....i like this one...
Alas, tis true what this says about me......
Great one for Yule..........
This too is also true....
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thank you for the many smiles :)
No problem, I aim to please most days!
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