i would drunk cam...but the disco is too loud!
Three stores, two hours later, and the clear impression that the Garmin is trying to kill us, I finally have the whipped cream vodka to go with my diet orange soda.
No clue why it decide we should go to a state highway service tunnel under the interstate 10 miles away from the liquor store. It was uber creepy and narrow and ultimately a wonderful place to hijack or rob someone at.
It also decided to tell us to turn into road when there were no roads. I can understand now why Michael just drove into the pond...
I am seriously surprised that Seven didn't give into the temptation to through the damn thing out the window and run over it with the car. Alas it is alive, and without a doubt will try to kill us another day.
6 states down, 44 and one federal to go before being fully legit in the eyes of the government.
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I hope NY leads the charge and people stop debating, love is love.
New York couldn't lead Godzila to Tokyo...
...however, it has always been a blue state. Which is bizarre since so many people here seem like they were born with a stick up their ass the size of a golf driver.
...wait. Maybe that IS how this got passed...
Last night I had a dream entirely in Spanish... I should note that my Spanish is awful, and that there were a lot of words in there that I didn't recognize.
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Ola! did you dance a flamingo? *cheesy grin*
I'll translate for you! :)
You: Do you want me to listen to the Garmin or go my own way?
Me: You can go your own way, but only because it's an 80s song title.
-several minutes of quietness-
You: You do realize how absurd that logic is?
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HahhHAHA.
You're much too cute! :)
I listen to Garmin all the time. I would lose the way if I didn't whilst driving :)
Trying to teach my 14 year old niece to appreciate the 80's music right now... it's an uphill battle.
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