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S&M?!
18:16 Nov 26 2008
Times Read: 726

One day Mom was cleaning Junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine.

This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his Father got home and showed it to him.



He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word. So she asked him, "What should we do about this?"



Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."

Deathrow Women
17:56 Nov 26 2008
Times Read: 731




Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"

Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"



Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.



The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"



Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"



Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.



By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!"



And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"

HairDresser Lingo
04:15 Nov 20 2008
Times Read: 748

Hairdresser Says - "I haven't seen you for ages."

They Mean - "Have you been going to another hairdresser? Traitor!."



Hairdresser Says - "What kind of shampoo are you using?"

They Mean - "There must be some explanation for the state of your hair."



Hairdresser Says - "I can't afford a holiday this year."

They Mean - "Please remember, I rely on tips."



Hairdresser Says - "Do you want any styling products today?"

They Mean - "After what I've done, you're gonna need it."



Hairdresser Says- "Do you want to change your color a little, for the season?"

They Mean- "I didn't write down your formula last time and have no clue what I used on you."