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Forgetting to zip up is a much bigger risk and embarrassment when you're goin' commando.

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birra
15:19 Dec 30 2008

When you're a guy, careless zipping up when going commando is even more dangerous...

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You know what's funny? I have yet to see a military movie that doesn't show someone at some point saluting a NCO. That isn't how it goes.

A person turned in an application here and in the place where they're supposed to put their qualifications there was this:



I have work Crossroads before and still no averything.

Well, here I sit at work. I'm bored right now. I brought my sketch book with me so I can work on the drawing I'm doing and the two books I checked out from the library today. I got Darth Bane: Path of Destruction by Drew Karpyshyn and Wizards First Rule by Terry Goodkind. So the boredom shouldn't last.

I just took a picture of myself with my new cam. The irritation of my skin on my forehead stands out more than in real life. Also, my eyes look completely black in the pic.



I wonder how one goes about lowering the KB of a picture? I was trying to upload a pic from my new cam but it's at 848KB, obviously too much.

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StrawberriiXGashes
06:29 Dec 29 2008

on a lot of cameras, there is a setting for the file size.



What type of camera do you have?

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A guest calls down asking for some extra blankets, so naturally I run a couple up to their room. I get there and a woman answers the door and she's wearing, well, not much of anything. Sheer white lingerie top, white tights, and a string for panties... She stands there chatting at me and being flirty, then decides to invite me in to have a threesome. I really need a cold shower right now.

Tina: Ok. You and your evil laugh can stay on the couch... while I sit over here.



Me: Ah, c'mon, I can't sound that bad?



Tina: You would make a good villain but you'd make all the other villains jealous.

*sighs resignedly* I actually, for the first time in a long time, just used lotion. These last few days my skin has been much dryer than usual and today it was so dry that it was aching, much the same way it does on the last day or so of a really bad sun burn.



I realized today that my emotions have been a lot more intense this week, if you know me personally than you know that's saying something. Normally I wouldn't classify this as an issue but it's lessened my temper control, as well as certain other restraint. If something makes me happy than it's double or more, if something makes me angry it isn't really any more but it's less inhibited. Earlier tonight I went over to Tina's for a few minutes and spent the time by her door making out, when we stopped I was shaking so bad that I could barely stand up. I stubbed my toe while getting ready for work and barely caught myself before I put my fist through the wall. I'm not really sure what is going on with me, this doesn't really fit into the realm of my usual emotional/mental crap.

Today was awesome. I went over to Tina's at 3 and just hung out while she cooked dinner. We ate at 4:30 and then exchanged presents. She bought me a camera, not something expensive but not a p.o.s. either. After that we cuddled on the couch watching movies and talking. There were a few minutes of making out here and there through the whole afternoon. Not a whole lot to the day but I was/am really happy and so was she, that's what counts.

I am so fucking pissed right now. I'm actually shaking with the effort of controlling my temper. It's not even a big thing but it's just that last thing to push me over the edge. I don't care if I have to go get a job at McDonald's, I will not continue working at the same place as that fucking whore. I have certain things I can't stand, certain buttons that aren't hard to push but aren't that hard not to either and she manages to hit almost every single one of them. Some of it is because she likes doing it and some of it is just because she is simply a selfrighteous bitch who thinks her ideas, opinions, and preferences are the only ones that matter. My less than brilliant side says to just stick around and let her see what happens when people don't know when to back off, that way she'll get what's comin' to her. My more rational but still stubborn side says that I should give my boss an ultimatum while hunting for a different job, lord knows I would get paid better at Wal-Mart and who cares about the untold amount of pain that I would be in from the walk, stand, and walk each day. My reasonable and intelligent side has a wholly different opinion but as of right now he can fuck off. GRRAAHHH!

I always get crankier around christmas and I have less patience. I can remember not being like this but those were the days when I was in extreme denial over how unhappy I was and the real world barely made a cameo in my daily life. Reality's great ain't it?

The bad news is that I need to perform a complete system recovery on my computer. The worse news is that my disk is m.i.a.

Yesterday I was on mangafox.com and my computer got 4 viruses: Virtumonde, Virtumonde prx, Virtumonde gneric, and SmitFraud C. After some difficulty removing them I spoke to a CSR and I found out that there has been a recent surge in the number of reports of these infections. If you have McAfee (like I do) it rarely, if ever, locates these viruses and the Virtmonde ones can be very difficult to remove. With that in mind, be extra careful what sites you visit.

If I notice a double entry in the database, should I tell someone so that it can get fixed or should I just wait until a Procurator comes upon it on their own?

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birra
15:43 Dec 21 2008

I would say to send a quick message to a procurator just to point it out.



They're pretty busy keeping up with new entries, and, they are human. They do miss repeats once in a while...

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I'm sitting here and a cop comes up to the front counter asking about some guy. Luckily he was just on the other side of the stairs from here so the cop goes over and starts talking to him. Suddenly the cop hollers at me "Hey, do you have a waste basket? This guy's puking all over."



I.



Hate.



Drunk people.

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MBK
07:25 Dec 21 2008

That must have been such a pretty sight.

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That's just not right. A guy in California is being sued by a woman whom he saved because she's now paralyzed and he 'treated her like a rag doll" while pulling her from a crashed car that he thought was going to catch fire. She was probably paralyzed by the crash but she's blaming it on the guy who rescued her. I say that level of ingratitiude should be a serious offense and the woman should be thrown in prison for a few decades.

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Morrigon
23:30 Dec 20 2008

This is why fewer and fewer people are willing to help out or even give someone CPR.



Soon there will most likely be laws forcing people to help each other because no one will for fear of being sued.

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placidchaos
05:06 Dec 21 2008

This is the type of thing that 'Good Samaritan Laws' are supposed to prevent.

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birra
15:46 Dec 21 2008

Yep, it's ridiculous. The court is saying it is ok to expect someone with little or no training, making a split-second decision in a situation where his own life might actually be in danger... to pay up for possibly causing damage...



Ridiculous.



Have I mentioned it is ridiculous?

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Kissing Tina is a unique experience. I have never felt nor tasted anything that refreshes and satisfies as kissing her does. Yet, just the slightest touch of her lips to mine stirs a burning hunger and need to feel her body against mine and each kiss leaves me longing for another.

That's right! Eat it!





You were killed by You



TomRiddle was killed by Jamba



Mybitch was killed by Sexykilla



Seven was killed by Nigga killa



You was killed by Soul



Nigga Killa was killed by Soul



Jamba was killed by Soul



Sexykilla was killed by Soul



Death was killed by Soul



Korn Rules was killed by Soul



Dontkillme was killed by Soul



I'm pretty sure you don't need told that I'm Soul. Why else would I post this here? I threw out three grenades right before I got killed and as soon as I respawned they all died. Now that's some kick ass timing!

The regional manager was here last week and for some unfathomable reason she decided that the lobby didn't look good enough with the furniture the way it was and rearranged it. The woman has no clue what she's doing when it comes to arranging furniture because it mostly looks like crap. The worst part is that she stuck the couch in front of the events board, this gets changed every night by me. Last night I went to post the days events and I had to move the couch... I twisted my knee. That pissed me off so I hulked the couch and posted the events. Well, since I messed it up I had to put it right and in doing so, guess what I did? I twisted my fecking knee again! The regional manager is so on my hit list.

Did you know that extreme pain can take even the most minor of irritations and turn them into 'look at me and die'?

I woke up today and the thought suddenly dropped into my head that it would be absolutely exquisite to clean my place... Anyone else as shocked as I am? I got up, showered, and then proceeded to clean the nether world out of my apartment. Five months of apathy down the drain or in the garbage. Go me! Tomorrw I need to do the dishes and finish taking out the trash and that's it, well I suppose I should wash the rest of my blankets even though they don't really need it. I'm also going to have the landlord come by to fix a few things, like the faucet and the radiator. After cleaning like crazy and then spending the rest of the afternoon hanging out with my gal, I'm in one of those good moods where I just don't give half a crap about anything that doesn't contribute to it. It was great, when she got off work we came back to my place and I cooked dinner while we played my video game (plus she was wearing this pair of pants that makes you want to just reach out and grab her ass, total guyness there). All in all, I don't think the day could get much better.



OH! And the several week long nosebleed has finally stopped! Boo... Ya.

Today was ok. I didn't wake up until 6 but I still feel tired. Between the pain, the nosebleed that's lasted for a few weeks, and the minor sinus infection starting it's no wonder I don't feel so well. This is one of those times when I want to curl up under my blankets and pretend the world doesn't exist for a while.

A really cold day. Everytime I went outside it felt as though a slow grinder was turned on in my knee. Not cool.

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MBK
03:57 Dec 16 2008

Good ol' SD weather.

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A high of -8 tomorrow.... -_-

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MBK
05:33 Dec 15 2008

I ain't complainin'. School starts late tomorrow. ;D

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I wonder what kind of job I could get that I can do from home and doesn't involve calling people to sell something?

I don't want to go into work. I don't want to fix their fuck ups. I don't want to be around people. I just want to sit at home and alternate between reading and watching Konjiki No Gash Bell until I get bored and go to bed. No. I have to go in to that place and force myself to exist outside of my own world long enough to earn my living. *sighs* I hate reality, I would kill it if I could and not have some horrible consequences.

Recently I've become addicted to Konjiki No Gash Bell and I spent most of my day watching that. This has proobably been the laziest day I've ever spent that I wasn't really sick. I watched that, I read, and I took a nap... That's it. I didn't go anywhere, I didn't do anything. I feel happy and relaxed, I'm just slightly bummed that I didn't get to see Tina today though. I get to go into work here in a few minutes though, hopefully it won't completely destroy this.

So far it's been a good day. I went to Fair City to get some Arm&Hammer for my fridge and ended up buying some groceries too. Hot pockets are on sale 5/$10 so I got a bunch of those, some milk, some beef jerky, a box of snack cakes, etc... I ended up spending $30 and that's how much I also spent last night at Coborns... *sighs* At least I don't need to buy more food for a while.

Honestly, what's the deal with people? Most of them have absolutely no idea what they're celebrating anyway, even most of the people who think they do. Others just do it because they like it and aren't really celebrating anything, that's not necessarily so bad but why not just be that way all year then? GAH! All in all most just use it as an excuse for something or another. An excuse to be indulge, an excuse to bitch, an excuse to be selfless, an excuse to be selfish, etc... What really gets me is when those who claim to be Christians follow it's traditions, especailly when they're aware of the fact that it deviates from biblical instruction. Don't they realize that's blasphemy according to the religious teachings to which they claim to follow? Possibly even worse than that are pagans who do it, it's a holiday that originated in their religion and it's been twisted and mutilated but many follow it's traditions as blindly as anyone else. GAH! This is why I don't like Christmas, I would just leave it alone if Tina wasnn't into it.

*chuckles* About half an hour ago my boss calls to ask me where I put a banquet ticket and so I tell her. Just now I walk up to get a soda pop from the machine and while I'm there I ask and it was the other boss that was actually looking for it so I ask if she found it and she said no. So I go back to look for it and I ask the boss that came in to replace me this morning if she remember it because she'd moved it off the front desk shortly after arriving and I thought she'd put it in the other boss' box. Lo and behold, it was on her desk... *laughs and shakes head* I swear that somedays I might just as well be the assistant front desk manager.

Wow. It's been almost a whole month since there's been any actividy in the coven I'm in.

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MBK
16:11 Dec 08 2008

Holy Duck.

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placidchaos
17:09 Dec 08 2008

Yep. You know what's worse though? I replaced the second 't' in 'activity' with a d''.... *cries*

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MBK
17:23 Dec 08 2008

It simply made it stick out more to prove your point. :nod:

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The other day I pulled yet another of Tina's hairs from an odd place and she asks, "What are you doing to do when I have a cat? It's going to be even worse then." ....

Sometimes I feel so hollow and when people look at me I wonder if they ever see the gaping void that must be there. It's not really that I'm hollow, just that an endless pit seems to appear in me from time to time.

I really do understand that Tina's not ready to have sex and I'm willing to wait but it's killing me. I've been so horny that I've been masturbating a minimum of twice a day. I don't want her to do anything she's not ready for but couldn't I at least get a handjob or a blowjob. She won't even let me get to second base.

I envy people who have family that's real. Out of all my relatives I can only claim 2 as being realy family. A lot of my blood relations I don't really know and most of the those I do know aren't what I'd call family. Out of all of them there's my Aunt Trish and my cousin Jenna. That's it. After all my brother proved that I was disposable to him, my mother's only real concern for me when I was around her was if my income was enough to support us, my father only invited me into his life because he and his girlfriend couldn't support theirselves, and my Aunt Bonnie and Uncle Joe only helped me when there was no other choice and when I gave something to them in return all the did was complain that it wasn't good enough. As for my sister, I'm not even touching that subject. However, Aunt Trisha and Jenna have always been there for me without any hesitation or condition and I for them. I used to tell people that being related and being family aren't necessarily the same and that my closest friends were my family. Those same friends abandoned me when my freedom became restricted. It's no wonder I feel bitter.

5 minutes left til the end... SON OF A BITCH! *starts foaming at the mouth* Must... killl... megavideo....

SCORE! I just got back from Wal-Mart and I got the first (and best) Blade movie AND Interview with the Vampire for $2 each! Is that awesome or what? Plus they had a few other movies there that I know Tina wants to add to her collection so I bought them too. I also got some speakers for my computer while I was there, no more having to play around with the cords to get them to work!