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Back in the day, I used to appreciate the good old sports entertainment soap opera. I had two brothers, so I got sucked in when I was young, when Hulk Hogan was more like Hunk Hogan and not Heuristic Hogan.



I even got sucked in again in my late teens and early twenties, before the World Wildlife Fund initiated a suit for the right to use WWF, when Stephanie got a really bad boob job ("let my boobies hit the floor") and had a prime time staged marriage to Triple H. I LOVED the Rock & Sock connection. ("I don't know who this guy Stanley is, but if you need a cup....") In my opinion there has been no better TV entertainment moment in the history of Turner Television.



Today I was flipping through channels and much to my dismay, I saw what could only be described as Wrestling 90210. OMG!



First we have Yin/Yang Tribal pattern JAMS (remember JAMS, from the 1980s?) Next we have a Celtic trefoil (truffle, Yum!) knotted design on the side of a Lucky Charms inspired glittery green jumpsuit. "It's truffley fantastic!" And finally, we have the audacious grayscale glitter camo wear! As if to say, "Don't look at me... I'm fabulous!"



*sigh* Please tell me that Stephanie is not doing the costuming now. No wait, if she were doing the costuming, their clothes would be falling off of them. She must have chosen the costume designer though. A sad twist of "torpedo dreams glitter" meets "hippie dippie emo fab."



But I digress....

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Kontradiction
22:24 Jul 17 2008

my friend...have you found work yet?

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