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Ok so here are a few examples of our constant accidents. My dad was walking over to the porch swing so he cound sit in the shade on the porch. There was a hose draped out across the porch because he had hooked the hose up to the faucet beside the swing to water the garden in front of it. He obviously saw it because he looked down at it when he took one step over it. He looked back up when he was taking his next step lol and he tripped, lost his balance, dived while flapping his arms and belly flopped in the swing. Lmao the poor guy.



Another example is when my father was mowing in the ditch in front of our house. The neighbors have a mail box on our side of the road, but since they are never home, wasps make nests in it. We live at the bottom of a hill. Dad didnt kno about the wasps till he rode by it on a slow riding mower. They chased him halfway up the hill while he swerved and yelled. Then he had to come back down the hill so he could come home. Lol. After he swerved all over again, he said screw this, hopped the fence, and got two cans of raid and walked his happy ass all the way back to the mail box lol

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anji13
02:40 Jul 29 2011

I'm the same way. Pretty much at any time I can get myself into some sort of trouble or fall flat on my face. Lol.

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