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It's christmas in hollywood



Santas back up in the hood



So meet me under the mistletoe lets fuck



It's chanukah in inglewood



the dradles spinnin in the hood



so meet me by the manura lets get drunk











J J J Just alittle story about last christmas



About some bad kids who were full of wishes



We gave some gifts and then we gave some lovin



The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin



Little timmy stole from 7-11



So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens



We drank in his room with some dude named kevin



But there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents



Zack got caught with a bottle of jack



So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack



He didnt leave cookies but we needed a snack



So we took the beer back and I FUCKED HIM IN THE ASS!!!



It's Charlie Scene got egg nog in my flask



The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped



Like oh my god is that saint nick



Kids give me your list like its the 25th



Been accused of bein a bad kid



But i get presents as is



Cause MRS. Clause just myspace'd me



I blew off a date on christmas eve.



So i dont give a fuck if your naughty or nice



You might still get a Rolly (rolex) and a gang on ice



So write your list and never have no fear



Have a Hollywood christmas and an Undead new year!!!!



FUCK YEAH!!!









bout to serve it up for for all you boys and girls.



good kids, bad and even da kurlz.



we were chillin at home and deckin the halls.



so i checked my phone and Santa had called.



he said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve.



he said that his jolly ass needed some help.



he said christmas aint a gang but a way of life.



"if you guide my sleigh, i'll let you fuck my wife."



so we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle,



funnier than fuck you can ask chris kringle.



so we all took flight but something was fishy.



he asked for road head and started to kiss me.



underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows.



insted of bags of presents, he had bags of dildo's.



i pulled down his beard and it was a monster.



it wasnt saint nicl it was a fuckin imposter.



when we found out he started to pout.



i took my bandana and i choked him out.



i pulled off his beard and i fucked his mouth.



hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south.



i had alot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest,



met alot of jeffs but this one was shadiest.



when it comes to cheer that motherfuckers a grinch.



so if you dont like christmas FUCK YOU BITCH!!!