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I find it extremely interesting that it has taken NASA this long to figure out what the hell is going on with the moon. They've explored I tiny piece of it before, and then they decide to crash a piece of equipment on the "dark side".... And guess what?! They found water! Wow, after all of these of exploration, they find something significant. All of our taxes to pay for billions of dollars of exploration, and that's all they can tell me is that there's water? can I drink? does it mean there's possibility of some kind of life form on the moon? ie. plants, bugs, etc. Don't just dangle the carrot in my face... tell me more! dammit.