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03:25 Dec 06 2014
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I will kick your ass for $25. That's right, for a limited time only I'm offering to beat the shit out of you for the super low introductory rate of $25.
For an extra $25, I'll kick your neighbor's ass and beat their pets.
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ContemporaryXDeath
23:01 Jan 25 2015
You really should do $19.95, you're not a very good salesman. I'm saying that because I'm an apt negotiator and am trying to piss you off and goad you into kicking my ass for $19.95 instead of the full amount.
xSweetPeax
00:11 Feb 23 2015
well then, for you it will $25.95