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I'll put this to jyou guys........... Im feeling creative today. My little story is narrated by a little mexican fellow.. enjoy!!





Jyoo no, I wonce cawt a mekikan joomping frag, ee woz nyss. I didnt loook in to heez eyz, lurky for me I woz trained in cactus throwing. Im nawt skaired ov heem. I toll thart frag, "jyou mezz wit me than Im gonna git my mekikan brothors and we iz gunna keeel you.



I poot im in a nyss jar and told heem "if jyou can eat one jhallapnyo, then I will set jyoo free".



The frag sayd" pleeeze don keel me, I have tadpoles to feed". So I sayd, "ere eat thes cheellee and Ill let jyou go".



I oponed tha leed and poot tha cheellee inside. The frag swarllow the cheellee, whole.



He sayd "now weel jyoo let me go". I sayd jyo iz a schekky lil frag, so I wont yoo to jump ten paisos weetout farddting.

Jyoo no...... that lettle frag jumpd ten paisos, so I let him go.



Jhallapnyo for me iz no good. I had cheellees, a nyss emptee jar, no mekikan joomping frag and Nooo toilet paperrrrr. lol

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C I am bored and C I wish I could speak Spanish. "Undaley undaley ye ha undaley".



If I ever find a mexican Jumping frog I will call him Jose Manuel Rodregez Gonzalez. lol

Ill feed him tacos, burritos, chippolatas, enchuladas, but noooo chilli.



Hmmmm Fezz from That 70's Show is soo stupid, I looorve heem!