Its just one of those days
21:13 Aug 15 2005
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Its just one of those days, when you dont want to wake up,
everything is fucked, everybody sucks,
you dont really know why, but you want to justify
RIPPIN SOMEONES HEAD OFF
No human contact and if your willing to act,
your life is on contract your best bet is to stay away mother fucker
its just one of those days.
Its all about the he said she said bullshit,
think you beter quit it,
or youl be leaving with a fat lip
Its all about the he said she said bullshit,
think you beter quit, talking that shit.
Its just one of those days, feeling like a freight
train,
First one to the plane leaves with a blood stain,
Damm mind of a maniac, you beter watch your back,
cause im fucking up your program,
and if your stuck up, you just mucked up,
thats a good mind to get fucked up,
your best bet is to stay away mother fucker,
Its just one of those days.
I feel like shit today, my suggestion is too keep your distance,
cause right now im dangrous,
weve all felt like shit, been treated like shit,
all these mother fuckers that want to step up,
i hope you know im like a chainsaw, skin your ass raw,
and if things keep going this way i might just break something tonight,
A fuckin chainsaw ill skin your ass raw,
and if things keep going this way i might just break your fuckin face tonight.
Give me something to break, just give me something to break,
how bout your fuckin face....
Fred Durst (limp Buiscuit)
who is Jack Schitt
21:05 Aug 15 2005
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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.
Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Miss O. Needeep They had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married her cousin Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chick N. Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct them.
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