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01:22 Jan 25 2007
Times Read: 690

Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation,

get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be

executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did

the night before.



The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked

if she has any last words.



She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in

the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf

of the innocent."



They throw the switch and nothing happens.



They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for

forgiveness, and

release her.



The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I

just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power

of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent."



They throw the switch and again, nothing happens.



Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and

release her.



The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, "Well,

I'm from the University of Kentucky and just graduated with a degree in

Electrical Engineering,

and I'll tell ya right now, ya'll ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you

don't plug this thing in.

Recipe for Extremely Lovely Cookies
14:12 Jan 16 2007
Times Read: 691






Extremely Lovely COOKIES (Recipe may be halved)

2 cups butter

24 oz. chocolate chips

4 cups flour

2 cups brown sugar

2 tsp. soda

1 tsp. salt

2 cups sugar

1 8-oz. Hershey Bar (grated)

5 cups blended oatmeal

4 eggs

2 tsp. baking powder

2 tsp. vanilla

3 cups chopped nuts (your choice)

Measure oatmeal, and blend in a blender to a fine powder. Cream the butter

and both sugars. Add eggs and vanilla, mix together with flour, oatmeal,

salt, baking powder, and soda. Add chocolate chips, Hershey Bar, and nuts.

Roll into balls, and place two inches apart on a cookie sheet. Bake for 10

minutes at 375 degrees. Makes 112 cookies.